Petite poésie !!

Petite poésie !!
Petite poésie Mathématique !!

6 7 1 Q 9
7 1 Q 13 & 3
6 7 1 Q 13 & 3
7 1 10 20 PLAISIR
2 100 SERVIR



La solution :

Si c'est un CUL neuf,
Cet un CUL très étroit.
Si c'est un cul très étroit,
Cet un divin PLAISIR
De s'en SERVIR !!
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# Posté le dimanche 08 novembre 2009 13:16

Plainte pour tapage nocturne...

Plainte pour tapage nocturne...
Faites gaffe quand vous faites l'amour chez vous à ne pas crier trop fort !!

Pensez aux voisins !!
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# Posté le jeudi 15 octobre 2009 13:02

Modifié le mardi 27 octobre 2009 13:35

MA place, c'est MA place !!

MA place, c'est MA place !!
Mdr !!

Si un jour on vient à vous piquer votre place de parking privé,


voilà une idée de message que vous pouvez laisser...


ça remettra les choses en place !!
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# Posté le jeudi 15 octobre 2009 12:54

Wrong Hole !! Je suis trop fan !!

JE SUIS TROP TROP FAN !!

Je vous recopie les paroles en version Originale :

I took her on a date, things seemed so bright
I knew i would not need my you porn tonight
We go to her place and we fool around
We throw all our clothes...to the ground
We begin as she turns out the lights
I start but feel something so extra tight
I hear your cry, i see her frown
I look at the condom, it is all brown

Chorus:
Last Night. oooo
I stuck it in the wrong hole
I'm so sorry, oooo
from the bottom of my soul
....cause i stuck it in the wrong hole

Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better
In my defense those holes are so close together
Oh baby baby don't feel defiled
it's a common accident during doggy, doggy style
It was so dark I couldn't see so good
I had no idea where i put my wood
I want to make things better want to make things alright
If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night ( I'd rather if she didn't)

Chorus:

Bridge:

I never ever want to make you feel hurting
I guess thats why G-d made that hole not for inserting
Tell me how you feel, baby please don't pause
Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ
Maybe take some advit, your pain it will fix
From the way you are walking, you can compete in the special olympics
If this was Alabama we would be on trial,
Thats how my mom took my temperature as a child (with a thermometer)

Verse:

I've got a confession, and I think you mind
I kinda liked when you put it in my behind
I don't know baby, I'm no Sodomite
Can't we just try it again tonight....?

Alright!

Chorus:
Every night oooo
I stick it in the wrong hole

It's so much fun,oooo
and we don't need no birth control
When we stick it in the wrong hole.
I stuck in your ass.



ALLEZ TOUT LE MONDE CHANTE !!
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# Posté le samedi 26 septembre 2009 18:47

Morihei Ueshiba !!

Vous avez vu !!

Il est peut être tout petit mais je ne serais pas allé me frotter à lui à l'époque...


Venez pratiquer l'Aïkido !!

Vous pourrez dominer des personnes qui font 2 fois votre taille et 2 fois votre force.
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# Posté le dimanche 20 septembre 2009 12:58